My dog's got no nose

How does he smell?

Awful

"Does your dog bite?"

"No," replies the man firmly.

"Merci," replies Peter Sellers, and walks past the man and the dog. Suddenly the dog jumps up and bites Peter Sellers, almost ripping his trousers off.

"I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

"That is not my dog,"

I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime."

So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

Hell if I know.