the federal government is pursuing a perjury charge against Barry Bonds
so what are Barry's lawyers going to do for the embattled player


"first off, Barry Bonds is not my clients real name
he was born a Cruz and he was smuggled
into this country across the New Mexico
boarder by his dad in the 1960's
therefore . . .

Senior Cruz is an migrant guest working un-documented honest hardworking person
who is exempt from our immigration and steroid use laws, furthermore
Mr. Cruz should not have to pay taxes and should receive his
performance enhancing drugs for free along with
as much government cheese as
he can safely eat