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has modern racism got you confused?
why not learn from an authority on the subject

this free course is worth 2 credits at participating community colleges
your professor for this class is Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney


study hard and then take our test
no cheating, eyes on your own paper
pencils down when you finish . . .

1 Who owns the word "racist"? A
B

C
No one, it's a word anyone can use
Only those who don't practice racism themselves can use it to describe individuals that do
Black people are the rightful owners of the word especially when they punch a white cop
   
2 Are white people racist? A
B
C
It depends on their behavior
It depends on what's in their heart and mind
It depends on if your in a rush to enter a secure building and some cracker cop tries to stop you
     
3 Are black people racist? A
B
C
It depends on their behavior
It depends on what's in their heart and mind
It's impossible, we own the word
   
4 Are conservatives racists? A
B
C
You can't determine by political dogma alone
It's not good to paint with a broad stroke
You can paint some black face on them and hum along as they sing "Old Man River" & "Mammy"
   
5 Are liberals racists? A
B
C
Never, they are racially color blind
Some in the south are
Only the white ones, but don't say it when the camera is rolling
   
6 Who are people of color? A
B
C
Latinos, Blacks & Asians
Non-white minorities who are oppressed
Whoever we let into the club
   
7 Can a black republican be a racist ? A
B
C
Only if he's white
Only if he's blind
He's really an Uncle Tom
     
8 How can we use racism to our advantage A

B
C
When our rotten behavior gets us in jam and there is no excuse for our actions
When your running late for a meeting
All the time and in every way, just say it in a sentence and watch cowardly white people run for cover
     
EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION    
9 Who started Kwanza? A

B
C
Dr. Ron Karenga, a political activist, created Kwanzaa in California in 1966
Ancient Africans in the Ivory Coast region of Africa
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