"It is certainly not in keeping with
my understanding of the Scripture
because this bill would literally criminalize
the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself."
Hillary Clinton preaching to the masses
not only the world's smartest woman
now the conscience of Christian's everywhere




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for the ladies: "oh no, I have an un-intended tissue mass growing in my womb"
WWHD: why abortioin of course, it's your body

for the poor: "I'm able bodied but lazy, now they want me to work"
WWHD: not to worry, we'll be redistributing the wealth once we get back in power

for businessmen: "my oh my I've made some great profits in this booming economy, should I re-invest it in the business?"
WWHD: no, give it to the government and we will do the right thing for you
besides, it's probably ill gotten anyway

for the politicians: if I vote my conscience then I might loose in the next election
WWHD: just take a poll and see what your constituents think then vote that way
-or-
when it's close to an election, say one thing and vote the opposite
you can always point to the one you need when necessary

that's our Hillary, what would we do without her?
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