the Hillary's '08 metamorphosis tour
coming to a city near you

University of Arkansas Political Science 101: "Riding your Husbands Coattails"
Ms. Clinton, who served as director on Wal-Mart's board for six years
surprise: when Bill was the governor of Arkansas
surprise, surprise: Wal-Mart was a client of the Rose Law Firm, where she was a partner
but now
Hil, is taking a new college course in Washington DC:
Selective Amnesia & Beltway Politics: "Use 'em & Loose 'em to Get Ahead"

"I didn't really do anything with Wal-Mart, heck I don't even shop there
why I'm not even sure they had a store in Arkansas at the time,
hell, they personify everything that is wrong with capitalism
I'm shopping at Target for now on
unless of course it becomes expedient to do otherwise . . "