all of the county's smart people look to their savior
the Junior Senator from NY,
Hillary Clinton
for direction after news that South Dakota has become
the first state to pass laws directly challenging Roe v Wade

smartest woman, Hillary, knowing that this may a be key issue
in her '08 run for the White House
or as she likes to call it, "My House"
has come up with a strategy that placates her base
while simultaneously making her look more palpable
to centrist and right leaning voters:
"I believe that we should shift the right to choose to the fetus,
that is as soon as the technology becomes available.
In the mean time let the moms make that decision"
Hillary supporters are in awe,
from her lips to God's ears, she truly is our savior.