Chi-Com Leaders may throw in toilet paper
China's ruling Communist Party (the minority Democratic party could not be reached for comment)
promised today to provide safe drinking water for the approximate100 million folks
living in rural areas over the next five years

This follows 25 years of reforms begun by the late leader Deng Xiaoping
remember, reform takes time children
once asked why there should be any affluent Chinese living in luxury in the cities
while this pesky reform was taking its time reforming
Deng replied:
"to get rich is glorious . . . some people must get rich first'
to achieve 'socialism with Chinese characterisitics.' '"

it is reported that George Orwell rolled over in his grave
and quoted Animal Farm's 7th commandment
"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others"