world's smartest man Al Gore pleads for advertising money
at the Four A's media conference in Orlando, Florida
to promote public awareness
for global warming

scientists at a southern California university are perplexed at his logic

"like, dude, ya know, the earth's core is cooling
and I don't have any sweaters
so global warming is like cool or something
yeah one gets cold and the other gets warm
that's got great karma man "