Brokeback Mountain nominated for a 9th Academy Award in the special category
"Best Immune Deficient Revolutionary Gay Drama"

a teary eyed spokesman for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences said:

"we can't do enough for this movie, besides
traveling back in time to a less tolerant America,
having a homosexual relationship with a patriot
and overcoming the battery life of the bubble filtering systems
truly are the things that legends are made of"